Wednesday, June 15, 2005

On Death and Flying

Be ye warned.
If you are less than 1” in diameter.
If you possess wings.
If you make noise as you pass.
If you are in the same room as me.

I have a long, bright blue, all-powerful* plastic fly swatter and YOU WILL DIE!

count so far:
Wasps: 2
Regular Flies: 1, 1 in progress
Small Biting Flies: 1

*there is a small cut-out in my fly swatter in the shape of a fly. You might get lucky.

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